The Dictatorship of Big epic nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jan The Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.216 billion Big epic nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super ultra big epic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The very strong Big epic nationian economy, worth 143 trillion Epicness coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,122 Epicness coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,737 per year while the poor average 10,969, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Jan The Superior's speeches are regarded as enemies of Big epic nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Big epic nation's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Big epic Janism.

Big epic nation is ranked 72,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Fjarilia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,555.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.