Most Primitive: 601stMost Ignorant Citizens: 936thMost Conservative: 2,142nd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You lie, you die
Jan The Superior
Influence
Superpower
Atalanta
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Big epic nation

Population1.216 billion

CapitalSuper ultra big epic city
LeaderJan The Superior
FaithBig epic Janism

CurrencyEpicness coin
AnimalSeagull

The Dictatorship of Big epic nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jan The Superior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.216 billion Big epic nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super ultra big epic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The very strong Big epic nationian economy, worth 143 trillion Epicness coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,122 Epicness coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,737 per year while the poor average 10,969, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Jan The Superior's speeches are regarded as enemies of Big epic nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Big epic nation's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Big epic Janism.

Big epic nation is ranked 72,663rd in the world and 2nd in Fjarilia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,555.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 601stMost Ignorant Citizens: 936thMost Conservative: 2,142ndTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,714thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,148thMost Patriotic: 3,421stLargest Mining Sector: 3,526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,699thNudest: 3,967thMost Avoided: 4,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,169thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,109thMost Devout: 9,512thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 14,122ndLargest Black Market: 16,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,242nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, foreign leaders who don't applaud Jan The Superior's speeches are regarded as enemies of Big epic nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Big epic nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, children often kick Seagulls for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, Big epic nationian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Big epic nation, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.

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