The Gargantuanness of Bezo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Gigapresident with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 40.395 billion Bezoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New New Egopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Bezoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,292 trillion potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,501 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Bezo has found 4 easter eggs), violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, vaccinations are mandatory, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bezo's national animal is the Genetically Engineered Supershark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelical Nihilism.

Bezo is ranked 474^th in the world and 1^st in Bezonica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 199.53 law-abiding acts per hour.