Largest Black Market: 114thLargest Populations: 123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd
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Bettongia

Population42.091 billion

CapitalBettongia City
LeaderScrappy

CurrencyOat
AnimalBettong

The Disputed Territories of Bettongia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scrappy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.091 billion Bettongs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bettongia City. The average income tax rate is 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bettongish economy, worth an astonishing 16,956 trillion Oats a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 402,859 Oats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shooting someone has never been safer, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bettongia's national animal is the Bettong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bettongia is ranked 5,371st in the world and 69th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2,700.66493824 days.

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Largest Black Market: 114thLargest Populations: 123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 360thMost Patriotic: 388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 394thMost Armed: 400thFattest Citizens: 553rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 715thHighest Average Incomes: 929thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,097thMost Avoided: 1,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,267thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,391stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,612thHighest Crime Rates: 1,766thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndMost Secular: 1,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,056thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,428thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,926thMost Stationary: 5,371stLargest Governments: 5,560thRudest Citizens: 7,771stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,845thSmartest Citizens: 9,835thMost Efficient Economies: 9,897thMost Influential: 12,865thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,944th
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 276th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 643rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, shooting someone has never been safer.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Bettongia, news headlines suggest that Scrappy has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Bettongia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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