Most Ignorant Citizens: 179thMost Avoided: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 216th
The Zombiefied Animal Farm of
Corporate Police State
Seize Thy Neighbor
Napoleon Government
Influence
Power
Arbiter of Chaos
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Besot Bucolic of Brawn

Population15.527 billion

CapitalCleveland
LeaderNapoleon Government
Faithcult of cthulhu

CurrencyNakina Koreazu Blood Bag
AnimalHuman

The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.527 billion Sheep are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,931 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 382,039 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,871,735 per year while the poor average 14,571, a ratio of 197 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation is under martial law, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 269,661st in the world and 2nd in the realm of insanity for Best Weather, with -1873 meters of sunlight.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 179thMost Avoided: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 253rdLargest Insurance Industry: 256thHighest Disposable Incomes: 314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thFattest Citizens: 367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 459thLargest Mining Sector: 466thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 629thMost Devout: 641stLargest Retail Industry: 644thMost Armed: 673rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 772ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 986thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,044thHighest Average Incomes: 1,103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,233rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,240thHighest Economic Output: 1,848thRudest Citizens: 2,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,068thMost Efficient Economies: 2,098thMost Patriotic: 2,463rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,508thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,911thLargest Governments: 5,881stMost Conservative: 7,041stLargest Black Market: 7,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,686thNudest: 8,206thLowest Crime Rates: 9,667thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,307thTop
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Most Influential: 15,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,683rdLargest Populations: 18,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,537th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Besot Bucolic of Brawn was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Besot Bucolic of Brawn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Besot Bucolic of Brawn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Besot Bucolic of Brawn, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.

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