The Republic of Beneleuz is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 7.504 billion Beneleuzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beneleuz city. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beneleuzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,586 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Beneleuz after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Beneleuz City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beneleuz's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beneleuz is ranked 8,867^th in the world and 568^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.33 law-abiding acts per hour.