Nudest: 7,579thLargest Black Market: 8,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,282nd
The Eco-Fascist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dominica All
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bellamina

Population9.492 billion

CapitalThe Pelican Hole
LeaderBela Kiss Crocker
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyTuplae
AnimalPaper Wasp

The Eco-Fascist State of Bellamina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bela Kiss Crocker with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.492 billion Bellaminos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pelican Hole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bellamino economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Tuplaes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,297 Tuplaes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 488,574 per year while the poor average 27,778, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the The Pelican Hole Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bellamina's national animal is the Paper Wasp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Bellamina is ranked 20,554th in the world and 220th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,601.9494608628 days.

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Nudest: 7,579thLargest Black Market: 8,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,716thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,645thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,380thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,583rdMost Cultured: 17,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,794thMost Influential: 19,891stMost Stationary: 20,554thHighest Economic Output: 21,325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,607thLargest Mining Sector: 22,125thMost Efficient Economies: 22,649thHighest Food Quality: 24,064thMost Developed: 24,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,716thHighest Average Incomes: 27,535th
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Largest Black Market: 73rd in the regionNudest: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Stationary: 220th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 221st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 248th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 327th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 338th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Developed: 456th in the regionMost Patriotic: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, the The Pelican Hole Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians.
  • : Bellamina was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Bellamino airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Bellamina, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.

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