Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,251stMost Secular: 4,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,591st
The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of
Democratic Socialists
For all and for everyone
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Belarusball

Population603 million

CapitalMinskball

Currencyruble
AnimalDouble-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle

The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of Belarusball is a huge, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 603 million Belarusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minskball. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Belarusian economy, worth 51.7 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,709 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarusball's national animal is the Double-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belarusball is ranked 172,234th in the world and 1,112th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 33.65736040372 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,251stTop
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Most Secular: 4,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,591stMost Influential: 9,239thNicest Citizens: 10,862ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,690thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,297thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,309thBest Weather: 20,743rdHighest Food Quality: 21,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,873rdMost Developed: 25,781st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 115th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionLargest Black Market: 166th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 173rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Belarusball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, glamping Belarusians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.

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