Rudest Citizens: 1,534thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,155th
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
By reason or by force.
Brigadier General Anwar Jabbar
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Bel Cairo

Population5.248 billion

CapitalHeliopolis
LeaderBrigadier General Anwar Jabbar

CurrencyKrona
AnimalArabian Horse

The Federal Republic of Bel Cairo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brigadier General Anwar Jabbar with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.248 billion Cairoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bel Cairoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,363 Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 990,206 per year while the poor average 21,709, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bel Cairo's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bel Cairo is ranked 254,531st in the world and 176th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -14.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,534thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,527thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,367thMost Influential: 4,615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,059thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,136thMost Efficient Economies: 5,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,305thHighest Average Incomes: 7,758thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,005thMost Cultured: 10,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,532ndSmartest Citizens: 10,578thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,218thMost Armed: 11,894thHighest Food Quality: 12,112thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,837thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,424thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,578thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,946thMost Inclusive: 15,055thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,658thMost Developed: 17,543rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,576thHighest Economic Output: 20,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,336thMost Patriotic: 23,485thHighest Drug Use: 23,670thLargest Governments: 24,115thMost Secular: 25,181stLargest Black Market: 25,187th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Bel Cairo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Bel Cairo, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.

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