Most Patriotic: 4,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,269th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Beans on Toast 45

Population3.185 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Republic of Beans on Toast 45 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.185 billion Beans on Toast 45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 45ian economy, worth 409 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,471 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 45's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beans on Toast 45 is ranked 89,115th in the world and 2,228th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,779.5 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Patriotic: 4,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,591stLargest Black Market: 11,958thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,216thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,802ndBest Weather: 14,839thMost Developed: 15,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,099thLowest Crime Rates: 16,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,045thLargest Governments: 17,395thHealthiest Citizens: 18,149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,153rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,361stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,626th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionMost Patriotic: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 231st in the regionLargest Black Market: 262nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 322nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 342nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 361st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 382nd in the regionLargest Governments: 386th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 415th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 436th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 495th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 501st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 506th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 560th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
  • : Beans on Toast 45 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Beans on Toast 45 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 45, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.

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