Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,695thMost Patriotic: 8,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,637th
The Beans on Toast of
Father Knows Best State
Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Beans on Toast 30

Population6.786 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 30 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.786 billion Beans on Toast 30ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 30ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,308 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, 'Ravennado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, Leader seems to wear red a lot these days, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 30's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beans on Toast 30 is ranked 145,800th in the world and 329th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2548859168 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,695thTop
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Most Patriotic: 8,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,637thLargest Black Market: 8,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,981stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,677thMost Devout: 11,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,115thBest Weather: 13,269thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,236thHighest Average Incomes: 15,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,476thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,377thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,918thHealthiest Citizens: 21,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,406thHighest Economic Output: 24,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,799thLargest Governments: 25,895thSmartest Citizens: 27,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 29,676th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beans on Toast 30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Beans on Toast 30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Beans on Toast 30 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 30, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Beans on Toast 30 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 30, Leader seems to wear red a lot these days.
  • : Beans on Toast 30 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 30, 'Ravennado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 30, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Following new legislation in Beans on Toast 30, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.

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