Population | 5.673 billion |
Currency | real |
Animal | sabiá |
The Republic of Beach of Campeche is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.673 billion Beach of Campecheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Beach of Campechean economy, worth 533 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,074 reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Economists claim no news is good news, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beach of Campeche's national animal is the sabiá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Beach of Campeche is ranked 87,119th in the world and 210th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.8468155956 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beach of Campeche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Beach of Campeche's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Beach of Campeche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Beach of Campeche, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Beach of Campeche, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Beach of Campeche, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Beach of Campeche, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in Beach of Campeche, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Beach of Campeche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Beach of Campeche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.