The Republic of Bazlak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.828 billion Bazlakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boze. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The Bazlakian economy, worth 110 trillion Bolks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 60,580 Bolks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Bazlak are beset by rebels, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, Bazlakians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bazlak's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Danielism.

Bazlak is ranked 78,033^rd in the world and 319^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,870.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.