Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,050thMost Influential: 3,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,716th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our country will rise!
Daniel
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bazlak

Population1.828 billion

CapitalBoze
LeaderDaniel
FaithDanielism

CurrencyBolks
AnimalGiraffe

The Republic of Bazlak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Daniel with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.828 billion Bazlakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boze. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The Bazlakian economy, worth 110 trillion Bolks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 60,580 Bolks, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Bazlak are beset by rebels, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, Bazlakians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bazlak's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Danielism.

Bazlak is ranked 78,033rd in the world and 319th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,870.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,050thMost Influential: 3,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,988thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 20,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,053rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,630thMost Patriotic: 27,087th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Primitive: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bazlak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Bazlak was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chronus.
  • : Bazlak was endorsed by The Republic of Polis Ortigia.
  • : Bazlak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Bazlak endorsed The Holy Cryptocracy of Jahass.
  • : Bazlak was endorsed by The Holy Cryptocracy of Jahass.
  • : Following new legislation in Bazlak, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Bazlak, Bazlakians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bazlak, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Bazlak, governments opposing Bazlak are beset by rebels.

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