Population | 8.944 billion |
Capital | Bastnazitia |
Leader | Sarah Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Bastnaesite |
Animal | Crow |
The Precious Gemnation of Baszslhnashilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarah Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.944 billion Baszslhnashilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastnazitia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Baszslhnashilhean economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Bastnaesites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,833 Bastnaesites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Baszslhnashilhe's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Baszslhnashilhe is ranked 23,010th in the world and 39th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22072361368 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, children are raised bilingual from an early age.