Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 186thMost Inclusive: 204th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Bastnaesites are the most precious gemstones
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Baszslhnashilhe

Population8.944 billion

CapitalBastnazitia
LeaderSarah Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyBastnaesite
AnimalCrow

The Precious Gemnation of Baszslhnashilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarah Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.944 billion Baszslhnashilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastnazitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Baszslhnashilhean economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Bastnaesites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,833 Bastnaesites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Baszslhnashilhe's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Baszslhnashilhe is ranked 23,010th in the world and 39th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22072361368 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 153rdNicest Citizens: 186thMost Inclusive: 204thMost Pacifist: 242ndHighest Food Quality: 249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 384thMost Developed: 386thMost Rebellious Youth: 389thLargest Welfare Programs: 402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 410thLongest Average Lifespans: 412thHealthiest Citizens: 417thBest Weather: 423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 434thMost Cultured: 440thLargest Governments: 466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 556thLargest Publishing Industry: 597thLeast Corrupt Governments: 604thSafest: 635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 699thMost Efficient Economies: 823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 859thSmartest Citizens: 893rdMost Secular: 954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 985thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,179thLowest Crime Rates: 1,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,732ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,057thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,094thHighest Average Incomes: 2,304thRudest Citizens: 2,647thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,090thHighest Economic Output: 7,718thTop
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Most Influential: 18,160thNudest: 18,431stMost Income Equality: 19,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,876thMost Stationary: 23,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,846thMost Politically Free: 29,201st
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Baszslhnashilhe, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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