Largest Insurance Industry: 103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242nd
The Sultanate of
Corporate Police State
Basescu akbar!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Basescustan

Population18.224 billion

CapitalMeccurfatlar
LeaderPetrov
Faithbasism

Currencyfart
Animalmacacovei

The Sultanate of Basescustan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Petrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.224 billion Talibasists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meccurfatlar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Talibasist economy, worth a remarkable 6,053 trillion farts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,193 farts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,750,466 per year while the poor average 8,153, a ratio of 337 to 1.

Taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Basescustan's national animal is the macacovei, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is basism.

Basescustan is ranked 253,015th in the world and 6th in Roumania for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.51 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242ndLargest Mining Sector: 266thMost Ignorant Citizens: 266thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 287thLargest Black Market: 438thMost Devout: 477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 555thMost Primitive: 612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 791stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 865thFattest Citizens: 993rdMost Avoided: 1,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,261stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,546thHighest Average Incomes: 1,624thHighest Economic Output: 1,647thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,244thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,098thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,549thMost Patriotic: 3,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,760thLargest Governments: 6,361stMost Conservative: 6,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,747thLowest Crime Rates: 6,888thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,560thLargest Populations: 12,073rdTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,728th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Basescustan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Most Dead, and Most Zombies.
  • : Basescustan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Basescustan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Basescustan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Basescustan's influence in Roumania rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Basescustan relocated from Lazarus to Roumania.
  • : Basescustan altered its national flag.
  • : Basescustan was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Basescustan ceased to exist in Roumania.
  • : Basescustan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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