Highest Poor Incomes: 10thMost Subsidized Industry: 17thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st
The Eternal Mageocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Inde In Cinerem Nos Resurgemus
Influence
Apprentice
Principal Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Basementees

Population18.23 billion

CapitalNovus Damascus
LeaderOđinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake
FaithNahuatl

CurrencyRuncible
AnimalUrsine Phoenix

The Eternal Mageocracy of Basementees is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.23 billion Thu'uls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Damascus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient K't Hu'ul economy, worth an astonishing 13,122 trillion Runcibles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 719,805 Runcibles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, they say that Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Basementees's national animal is the Ursine Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Nahuatl.

Basementees is ranked 174,380th in the world and 48th in Pax Britannia for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.38 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 10thMost Subsidized Industry: 17thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stLargest Black Market: 31stMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 54thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thMost Advanced Public Education: 97thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdMost Efficient Economies: 124thLargest Mining Sector: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 135thLowest Crime Rates: 159thLargest Governments: 171stHighest Economic Output: 201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208thSmartest Citizens: 230thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230thHighest Average Tax Rates: 277thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342ndLargest Insurance Industry: 448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 514thMost Developed: 531stMost Avoided: 612thLongest Average Lifespans: 617thLargest Welfare Programs: 699thMost Secular: 855thRudest Citizens: 1,199thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,610thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,606thMost Inclusive: 2,710thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,823rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,934thMost Cultured: 6,222ndLargest Populations: 7,026thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,333rdNudest: 15,342nd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, they say that Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Basementees voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Forensics Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Ođinnshrafn Khagan Numerian IV Drake to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Basementees, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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