Population | 35.835 billion |
Capital | Barnopolis |
Leader | Barney |
Currency | Libra Punda |
Animal | Bear |
The Grand Duchy of Barnavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.835 billion Barnavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Barnavian economy, worth an astonishing 11,997 trillion Libra Pundas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 334,800 Libra Pundas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers. Crime is totally unknown. Barnavia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Barnavia is ranked 26,164th in the world and 1st in The Fellowship of Free Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,441.71777174448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Barnavia, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Barnavia, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Barnavia, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Barnavia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.