Population | 15.602 billion |
Capital | Puerto de los Tiburones |
Leader | El Barman |
Currency | euro |
Animal | cliente |
The Paraíso libre of Barman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Barman with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.602 billion Barmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto de los Tiburones. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.
The powerhouse Barmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,576 euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 638,808 per year while the poor average 9,409, a ratio of 67.9 to 1.
Public urination is on the increase, the Barmanian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Barman's national animal is the cliente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Barman is ranked 121,479th in the world and 40th in Mum for Most Stationary, with 291.3532510338 days.
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- : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Barman's influence in Mum rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.