Largest Gambling Industry: 712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,711thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,915th
The Paraíso libre of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Si quieres tener una vida, róbala.
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Barman

Population15.602 billion

CapitalPuerto de los Tiburones
LeaderEl Barman

Currencyeuro
Animalcliente

The Paraíso libre of Barman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Barman with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.602 billion Barmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto de los Tiburones. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The powerhouse Barmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,576 euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 638,808 per year while the poor average 9,409, a ratio of 67.9 to 1.

Public urination is on the increase, the Barmanian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Barman's national animal is the cliente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Barman is ranked 121,479th in the world and 40th in Mum for Most Stationary, with 291.3532510338 days.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,711thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,915thNudest: 2,569thMost Avoided: 2,944thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,350thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,690thFattest Citizens: 6,743rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,047thLargest Retail Industry: 12,404thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,685thHighest Economic Output: 14,860thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 15,752ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,430thMost Armed: 20,844thLargest Black Market: 22,294thMost Secular: 23,027thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,238thLargest Populations: 25,102ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,387th
Top
5%
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Barman's influence in Mum rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Barman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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