Population | 6.705 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Shark |
The Republic of Barge Island is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.705 billion Barge Islandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Barge Islandian economy, worth 858 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,005 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barge Island's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Barge Island is ranked 127,416th in the world and 371st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Stationary, with 265.36210794592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Barge Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Barge Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Barge Island, Leader is worshipped as a god.