The Catalan Kingdom of Barcelona and Girona is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joan Laporta with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.577 billion Catalans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leo Mesia. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culer economy, worth 435 trillion Gavis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,836 Gavis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eminent domain has been abolished, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, political shows are fit for purpose, and they say that Catalans made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Barcelona and Girona's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Messianic Papacy.

Barcelona and Girona is ranked 181,671^st in the world and 640^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.