Nudest: 4,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,562nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Evolution is great
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Banjoy

Population1.367 billion

CapitalDruppl
LeaderCotton Welten
FaithToastism

Currencygan
Animaldog

The Republic of Banjoy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cotton Welten with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.367 billion Banjoyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Druppl. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Banjoyian economy, worth 120 trillion gans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 88,168 gans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, neighboring nations are tired of Banjoy's big fish stories, and train stations can be 'armful places. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banjoy's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastism.

Banjoy is ranked 98,598th in the world and 3,836th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,226.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Nudest: 4,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,562ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,845thMost Devout: 11,303rdTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,382ndMost Patriotic: 15,532ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,699thLargest Retail Industry: 17,279thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,546thMost Developed: 22,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,470th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Devout: 173rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionLargest Black Market: 219th in the regionMost Patriotic: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 313th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 346th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 356th in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 476th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 478th in the regionMost Developed: 516th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 590th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 590th in the regionLargest Governments: 609th in the regionRudest Citizens: 678th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 785th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, neighboring nations are tired of Banjoy's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Banjoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, when you fly on Air Banjoy you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Banjoy, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.

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