Population | 12.878 billion |
Capital | Horliv |
Leader | Lyudimir Lyarosh |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | nova-hryvnia |
Animal | wild boar |
The Confederacy of Banderi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lyudimir Lyarosh with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.878 billion Banderivci enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horliv. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Banderivskyi economy, worth a remarkable 2,284 trillion nova-hryvnias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,419 nova-hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banderi's national animal is the wild boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.
Banderi is ranked 11,299th in the world and 208th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,168.64019540272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, Banderivci suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Banderi, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.