Safest: 482ndBest Weather: 514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 528th
The Confederacy of
Tyranny by Majority
God - Fatherland - Freedom
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Banderi

Population12.878 billion

CapitalHorliv
LeaderLyudimir Lyarosh
FaithPaganism

Currencynova-hryvnia
Animalwild boar

The Confederacy of Banderi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lyudimir Lyarosh with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.878 billion Banderivci enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horliv. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Banderivskyi economy, worth a remarkable 2,284 trillion nova-hryvnias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,419 nova-hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and children grow up believing the sun to be a myth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banderi's national animal is the wild boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Banderi is ranked 11,299th in the world and 208th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,168.64019540272 days.

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Safest: 482ndBest Weather: 514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 528thMost Devout: 566thLowest Crime Rates: 586thMost Advanced Public Education: 709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 712thMost Beautiful Environments: 739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,026thMost Developed: 1,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,154thHealthiest Citizens: 1,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,769thLargest Governments: 1,800thMost Pacifist: 1,888thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,912thMost Income Equality: 2,694thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,877thSmartest Citizens: 4,081stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,699thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,618thHighest Food Quality: 10,130thHighest Economic Output: 10,275thNicest Citizens: 10,575thMost Stationary: 11,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,416thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,639thMost Efficient Economies: 11,712thMost Patriotic: 13,752ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,187thMost Influential: 14,355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,605th
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Most Devout: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 167th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Patriotic: 274th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 287th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 309th in the regionLargest Populations: 324th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 385th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, Banderivci suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Banderi, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.

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