The Peaceful Citadel of Bandar Brunei is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 20.984 billion Bandar Brunei residents are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Bandar Brunei resident economy, worth 343 trillion Peace Pipes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,372 Peace Pipes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bandar Brunei's national animal is the Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bandar Brunei is ranked 78,445^th in the world and 1^st in Bandar Seri Begawan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.78 law-abiding acts per hour.