The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.891 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baloo Kingdom Diplomatian economy, worth 333 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,720 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII to cartoon bears, and the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is ranked 204,191^st in the world and 2^nd in The World of The Frozen Flames for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.