Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,910thMost Devout: 7,608th
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat

Population3.891 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears
AnimalBear

The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.891 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baloo Kingdom Diplomatian economy, worth 333 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,720 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII to cartoon bears, and the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat is ranked 204,191st in the world and 2nd in The World of The Frozen Flames for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,910thMost Devout: 7,608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,658thBest Weather: 7,871stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 14,700thNicest Citizens: 14,982ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,017thMost Authoritarian: 19,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,534thHealthiest Citizens: 22,447thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,638thLowest Crime Rates: 24,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,158th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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