Population | 7.646 billion |
Capital | Baloo Kingdom City |
Leader | King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII |
Faith | Lutheran Christianity |
Currency | Prickly Pears |
Animal | Bears |
The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.646 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIIIians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIIIian economy, worth 932 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,011 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII's national animal is the Bears, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII is ranked 175,190th in the world and 50th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Most Stationary, with 89.0771304906 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII's influence in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII's influence in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Baloo Kingdom Card Farm VIII's influence in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".