Most Armed: 8,524thMost Stationary: 17,736thMost Authoritarian: 19,680th
The Watchfires of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Balin Lord of Moria

Population10.87 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head Hawkmoth

The Watchfires of Balin Lord of Moria is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.87 billion Balin Lord of Morians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Balin Lord of Morian economy, worth 680 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,582 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're only as old as you feel, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balin Lord of Moria's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balin Lord of Moria is ranked 137,254th in the world and 1st in Moria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 79.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 8,524thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 17,736thMost Authoritarian: 19,680thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,800th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.

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