Most Armed: 8,974thMost Conservative: 14,527thMost Authoritarian: 15,684th
The Watchfires of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Balin Lord of Moria

Population11.447 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head Hawkmoth

The Watchfires of Balin Lord of Moria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.447 billion Balin Lord of Morians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Balin Lord of Morian economy, worth 706 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,713 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, the dartboard at the Balin Lord of Morian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and people who have lived their entire lives in Balin Lord of Moria are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balin Lord of Moria's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balin Lord of Moria is ranked 191,498th in the world and 1st in Moria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.34 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
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Most Armed: 8,974thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,527thMost Authoritarian: 15,684thMost Stationary: 17,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,511th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, people who have lived their entire lives in Balin Lord of Moria are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the dartboard at the Balin Lord of Morian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.

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