Most Armed: 7,751stMost Authoritarian: 16,906thMost Stationary: 18,714th
The Watchfires of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Balin Lord of Moria

Population10.187 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDeath's-head Hawkmoth

The Watchfires of Balin Lord of Moria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.187 billion Balin Lord of Morians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Balin Lord of Morian economy, worth 594 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,380 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and the tightness of border controls in Balin Lord of Moria leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balin Lord of Moria's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balin Lord of Moria is ranked 162,044th in the world and 1st in Moria for Most Politically Free, scoring 27 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 7,751stTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 16,906thMost Stationary: 18,714th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the tightness of border controls in Balin Lord of Moria leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Balin Lord of Moria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Balin Lord of Moria, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.

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