Highest Economic Output: 325thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 510th
The Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland of
Father Knows Best State
This is the way the world ends...
Grand Border Collie Steve
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Baikalistan

Population40.646 billion

CapitalBaikalistan City
LeaderGrand Border Collie Steve
FaithBorder Collieism

CurrencyGreen M and M
Animalborder collie

The Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland of Baikalistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Border Collie Steve with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.646 billion Baikalistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baikalistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Baikalistanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,416 trillion Green M and MS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,076 Green M and MS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baikalistan's national animal is the border collie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Border Collieism.

Baikalistan is ranked 194,771st in the world and 3,167th in Balder for Most Avoided, scoring 1.72 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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1%
Highest Economic Output: 325thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 510thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 523rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 531stLargest Populations: 611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 779thLargest Insurance Industry: 806thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,161stFattest Citizens: 1,362ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,465thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,695thHighest Average Incomes: 1,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,490thLargest Black Market: 2,683rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,913thLargest Mining Sector: 3,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,556thSmartest Citizens: 4,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,733rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,801stMost Patriotic: 5,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,586thLargest Retail Industry: 5,645thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,074thMost Armed: 6,802ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,329thMost Secular: 8,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,490thMost Stationary: 10,560thLargest Governments: 13,083rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,578thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,702nd
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Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71st in the regionMost Stationary: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 97th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Patriotic: 189th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 195th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 228th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 234th in the regionMost Armed: 260th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 279th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 295th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 334th in the regionMost Secular: 378th in the regionMost Influential: 402nd in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 538th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 576th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 580th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584th in the regionLargest Governments: 662nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Baikalistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Baikalistan, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Baikalistan, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Baikalistan, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Baikalistan, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Baikalistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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