The Republic of Baeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.049 billion Baerians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Baerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,247 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the judicial system legislates morality, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-dollar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baeria's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Baeria is ranked 11,798^th in the world and 32^nd in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.11 law-abiding acts per hour.