Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59thBest Weather: 77th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Badger Wind

Population21.42 billion

CapitalWhen Pigs Fly
LeaderCreator Destroyer

Currencynugget
AnimalBadger

The Empire of Badger Wind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Creator Destroyer with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.42 billion Badgers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of When Pigs Fly. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,136 trillion nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,482 nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Badger Wind, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badger Wind's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Badger Wind is ranked 258,154th in the world and 9,892nd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -49.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59thBest Weather: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 78thMost Developed: 115thLongest Average Lifespans: 128thHealthiest Citizens: 155thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338thLargest Welfare Programs: 340thMost Secular: 377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 465thLowest Crime Rates: 498thHighest Food Quality: 506thLargest Governments: 549thMost Inclusive: 763rdHighest Poor Incomes: 912thMost Pacifist: 1,091stSmartest Citizens: 1,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,687thHighest Economic Output: 1,777thLargest Black Market: 2,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,459thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,637thMost Cultured: 2,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,717thNudest: 5,590thMost Efficient Economies: 6,609thLargest Populations: 8,409thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17,457thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,241stMost Income Equality: 21,079thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,053rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost Stationary: 485th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 538th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 821st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 845th in the regionMost Income Equality: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Badger Wind.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.

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