The Constitutional Monarchy of Baccara is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Daniel Solati with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.014 billion Baccarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vashval. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baccaran economy, worth 216 trillion Dorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,649 Dorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Catholicism has been named as Baccara's national religion, rare steaks seem even bluer now, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime is totally unknown. Baccara's national animal is the Crow and its national religion is Catholicism.

Baccara is ranked 84,730^th in the world and 324^th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 bananas ingested per day.