Most Authoritarian: 13,598thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,798th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Goat
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Azureistan

Population706 million

CapitalGoatville

CurrencyGoatCoin™
AnimalGoat

The Democratic Republic of Azureistan is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 706 million Azuristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goatville. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Azureistanian economy, worth 47.0 trillion GoatCoin™s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,580 GoatCoin™s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", sex changes are routinely performed at Azureistan's hospitals, and Azureistan has designated Goatville as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azureistan's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azureistan is ranked 45,585th in the world and 1st in Azureistan Cooperation Association for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,011.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 13,598thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,105thMost Inclusive: 26,110thBest Weather: 26,308th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azureistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Azureistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azureistan's influence in Azureistan Cooperation Association rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Azureistan's influence in Azureistan Cooperation Association fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Azureistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Azureistan changed its national capital to "Goatville".
  • : Following new legislation in Azureistan, Azureistan has designated Goatville as its capital city.
  • : Azureistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Azureistan, sex changes are routinely performed at Azureistan's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Azureistan, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".

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