The Realms of Axolotlta is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by cole with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.117 billion Axolotltans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Axotonia. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axolotlan economy, worth 274 trillion Axolias a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,802 Axolias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the endangered saltwater humpback Axolotl is only seen in captivity programs, and Axolotlan-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axolotlta's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Axolotltanism.

Axolotlta is ranked 15,865^th in the world and 40^th in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 303.88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.