Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,589thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,488thMost Influential: 7,260th
The United Provinces of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
We are awesome
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Awesometonia

Population2.634 billion

CapitalNew Munich
LeaderSteve Jobs
FaithAll hail Apple

Currencyoreo
Animaltiger shark

The United Provinces of Awesometonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Steve Jobs with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.634 billion Awesometonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Munich. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Awesometonian economy, worth 227 trillion oreos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,395 oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Awesometonian justice, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awesometonia's national animal is the tiger shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is All hail Apple.

Awesometonia is ranked 31,687th in the world and 53rd in Lands End for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.9 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,589thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,488thMost Influential: 7,260thSafest: 12,809thTop
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Most Pacifist: 13,294thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,633rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,289thMost Inclusive: 17,881stNicest Citizens: 18,357thBest Weather: 18,555thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,650thHighest Food Quality: 19,734thMost Secular: 20,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,401stMost Cultured: 24,833rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Awesometonia, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Awesometonia's influence in Lands End rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Awesometonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Awesometonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesometonia, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesometonia, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Awesometonian justice.
  • : Awesometonia endorsed The Եադյրա՟դյշի Պևօդշօդեվա՟դա of Deims Kir.
  • : Awesometonia published "Awesometonian National Anthem" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Following new legislation in Awesometonia, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Awesometonia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Awesometonian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.

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