The Parish of Avoyelles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.328 billion Avoyellesians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marksville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The very strong Avoyellesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 54,790 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,372 per year while the poor average 13,901, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory, Avoyelles has designated Marksville as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Avoyelles's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Avoyelles in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Avoyelles's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Avoyelles is ranked 236,877^th in the world and 5,583^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.12 law-abiding acts per hour.