Population | 6.731 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Auzburnshia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.731 billion Auzburnshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Auzburnshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,283 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 707,158 per year while the poor average 49,149, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.
School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auzburnshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Auzburnshia is ranked 39,816th in the world and 10th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1375367604 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Auzburnshia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.