Most Patriotic: 534thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,613th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
`Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Auzburnshia

Population6.731 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Auzburnshia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.731 billion Auzburnshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Auzburnshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,283 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 707,158 per year while the poor average 49,149, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auzburnshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auzburnshia is ranked 39,816th in the world and 10th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1375367604 days.

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Most Patriotic: 534thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,414thTop
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Most Devout: 3,614thHealthiest Citizens: 3,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,947thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,404thLowest Crime Rates: 5,560thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,943rdLargest Black Market: 6,850thHighest Average Incomes: 8,225thBest Weather: 9,064thMost Developed: 10,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,558thLargest Mining Sector: 11,441stMost Efficient Economies: 11,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,237thMost Inclusive: 12,640thSmartest Citizens: 12,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,003rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,367thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,976thHighest Economic Output: 18,665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,083rdMost Influential: 23,882ndLargest Governments: 25,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,695th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzburnshia, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Auzburnshia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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