The Empire of Auttrichien Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Domenic von Dollfuß with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.434 billion Auttrichien Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Großwien. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auttrichien Empirean economy, worth 834 trillion Auttrichen Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,717 Auttrichen Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auttrichien Empire's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Auttrichien Empire is ranked 112,922^nd in the world and 39^th in European Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,182.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.