Population | 34.813 billion |
Capital | Aurora City |
Leader | General John Westmoreland |
Currency | golden dollar |
Animal | golden hummingbird |
The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.813 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 35,612 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,022,954 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,581,561 per year while the poor average 9,202, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Auroraian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Aurora Islands offered the words "peace be upon you", and people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aurora Islands is ranked 69,297th in the world and 55th in United Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 678.3311978122 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Aurora Islands offered the words "peace be upon you".
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, Auroraian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
- : Following new legislation in Aurora Islands, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".