Most Influential: 3,050thBest Weather: 10,305thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,798th
The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!
the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
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Population10.991 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism


The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 10.991 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aumeltopian economy, worth 367 trillion biscuits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,480 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Aumeltopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and The Aumeltopian SPIT Company's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 256,489th in the world and 9,699th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -72.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 3,050thBest Weather: 10,305thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,342ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,790thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,119thMost Pacifist: 20,041stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,076thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,303rdNicest Citizens: 22,392ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,027thMost Inclusive: 24,251stMost Income Equality: 24,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,698thHighest Food Quality: 24,863rd
Best Weather: 318th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionLargest Populations: 328th in the regionMost Influential: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 362nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 528th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 696th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 739th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 778th in the regionMost Pacifist: 778th in the regionNicest Citizens: 804th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 812th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 814th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 815th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 864th in the regionMost Inclusive: 903rd in the regionMost Cultured: 906th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 968th in the region

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