August was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 228
Highest Crime Rates: 224thMost Armed: 244thLargest Gambling Industry: 312th
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Population13.081 billion


The Dichromatic Mechanism of August is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.081 billion Augustins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Augustin economy, worth a remarkable 3,039 trillion senses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 232,350 senses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,502 per year while the poor average 11,945, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. August's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

August is ranked 1,518th in the world and 3rd in Cape of Good Hope for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 134.16 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Crime Rates: 224thMost Armed: 244thLargest Gambling Industry: 312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 327thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 392ndMost Avoided: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 433rdFattest Citizens: 494thRudest Citizens: 539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 824thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,131stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,165thLargest Retail Industry: 1,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,217thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,518thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,696thMost Politically Free: 1,728thMost Pro-Market: 1,894thLargest Mining Sector: 2,157thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,617thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,726thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,391stHighest Average Incomes: 4,315thHighest Economic Output: 4,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,507thMost Cultured: 6,894thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,146thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,105thMost Influential: 13,562ndMost Extreme: 15,807thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,756thLargest Black Market: 19,660thLargest Populations: 21,283rdSmartest Citizens: 23,982nd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the region

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