Most Devout: 7,473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,132ndMost Patriotic: 17,356th
The Radiant Dáxlamic Forces of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Love thy neighbor and taste the rainbow.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Few

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Augellan

Population2.596 billion

CapitalTomatias
LeaderDux Bradford John
FaithDáxlam

CurrencyDáxlamic Mark
AnimalJonstontinople Otter

The Radiant Dáxlamic Forces of Augellan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dux Bradford John with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.596 billion Augellanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomatias. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Augellanian economy, worth 107 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,232 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and many believe that Dux Bradford John's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Augellan's national animal is the Jonstontinople Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Augellan is ranked 139,818th in the world and 1st in Sardinia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 944.13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 7,473rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,132ndMost Patriotic: 17,356thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,340th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, many believe that Dux Bradford John's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Augellan, a soldier's body is a temple.

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