Population | 9.936 billion |
Currency | Bank |
Animal | squirrel |
The Republic of Auction Sniper is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.936 billion Auction Sniperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Auction Sniperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,849 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,115 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and Auction Sniper City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auction Sniper's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Auction Sniper is ranked 78,660th in the world and 742nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 615.0841202348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Auction Sniper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, Auction Sniper City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Auction Sniper's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, warning signs caution Auction Sniperians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Auction Sniper, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.