The Republic of Attilipe is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working population of 882 million Attilipeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The very strong Attilipean economy, worth 64.3 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,916 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Attilipe City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Attilipe's national animal is the penguin.

Attilipe is ranked 70,740^th in the world and 22^nd in Celtia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 93.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.