Most Devout: 2,022ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,304thLargest Retail Industry: 7,226th
The Dioecesis of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sub Deī misericordiā
Basileus Thelaretus I
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Attike

Population3.209 billion

CapitalAthenae
LeaderBasileus Thelaretus I
FaithCatholic Christianity

Currencydrachma
Animallamb

The Dioecesis of Attike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Basileus Thelaretus I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.209 billion Attici are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athenae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Attic economy, worth 519 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,031 drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,245 per year while the poor average 45,143, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Tourists call Attic beach towns "the fine coastline", stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash', immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attike's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Attike is ranked 204,321st in the world and 70th in Catholic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 2,022ndTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,304thLargest Retail Industry: 7,226thLowest Crime Rates: 8,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,305thMost Cultured: 9,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,241stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,853rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,878thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,199thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,484thHighest Average Incomes: 12,868thMost Efficient Economies: 13,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,317thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 13,866thMost Developed: 15,129thMost Authoritarian: 15,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,036thMost Conservative: 16,182ndLargest Governments: 17,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,307thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,065thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,245thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,791stSmartest Citizens: 25,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,552nd
Top
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Attike, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, tourists call Attic beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Attike Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Attike's influence in Catholic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Attike, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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