The Dioecesis of Attike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Basileus Thelaretus I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.209 billion Attici are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athenae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Attic economy, worth 519 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,031 drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,245 per year while the poor average 45,143, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Tourists call Attic beach towns "the fine coastline", stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash', immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attike's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Attike is ranked 204,321^st in the world and 70^th in Catholic for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.