Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,534thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,104th
The Nudist Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Snow, snow and more snow.
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Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Athabascians

Population26.477 billion

CapitalCordova
LeaderAndrew Montgrand
FaithShamanistic Humanitarian

Currencypelt
Animalwolf

The Nudist Colony of Athabascians is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Andrew Montgrand with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.477 billion Athabasciansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cordova. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Athabasciansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,078 trillion pelts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,252 pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Andrew Montgrand's support among single young men has drooped slightly, the internal market is thriving, and state media insists that Andrew Montgrand is the most fashionable leader in North West Territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Athabascians's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is Shamanistic Humanitarian.

Athabascians is ranked 42,865th in the world and 2nd in North West Territories for Most Stationary, with 1,034.47676849 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,534thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,104thLargest Black Market: 6,070thLargest Populations: 6,641stHighest Economic Output: 6,995thMost Devout: 7,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,961stLargest Retail Industry: 8,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,311thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,661stSafest: 14,407thTop
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Most Developed: 16,608thMost Cultured: 16,818thLargest Governments: 18,979thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,827thMost Efficient Economies: 28,433rdMost Corrupt Governments: 29,271st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, state media insists that Andrew Montgrand is the most fashionable leader in North West Territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, Andrew Montgrand's support among single young men has drooped slightly.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Athabascians, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.

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