The Republic of Assorted Hag 26 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.924 billion Assorted Hag 26ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Assorted Hag 26ian economy, worth 590 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,948 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assorted Hag 26's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Assorted Hag 26 is ranked 27,920th in the world and 189th in Eye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.01 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Assorted Hag 26, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Assorted Hag 26 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, citizens worry more about a split end than their deceased parent.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in Assorted Hag 26, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".