Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd
The PS2 Puppet of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Stop reading my motto!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Askatopia

Population14.968 billion

CapitalThe Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth
LeaderThe Executioner
FaithVioletism

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalSlug

The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Executioner with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.968 billion Disposables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Disposable economy, worth a remarkable 7,007 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 468,178 Nuclear Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, golden statues of Slugs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Askatopia's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Askatopia is ranked 211th in the world and 9th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 27,237.61 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndMost Devout: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86thMost Avoided: 93rdHighest Poor Incomes: 112thLargest Black Market: 162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 190thFattest Citizens: 206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211thLowest Crime Rates: 315thHighest Average Incomes: 423rdHighest Economic Output: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,449thLargest Governments: 2,194thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,520thMost Efficient Economies: 3,426thNudest: 4,175thRudest Citizens: 4,410thMost Conservative: 4,935thMost Authoritarian: 5,039thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,698thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,883rdLargest Populations: 16,763rdMost Income Equality: 17,852ndMost Extreme: 20,244th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 71st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 191st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 215th in the regionMost Conservative: 237th in the regionMost Extreme: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 504th in the regionMost Income Equality: 742nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, golden statues of Slugs line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, Disposable politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.

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