Largest Publishing Industry: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 391stNudest: 396th
The Matriarchy of
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Crank it up!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Ashley Tisdale

Population4.782 billion

CapitalTel Aviv
LeaderKing David
FaithJudaism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Matriarchy of Ashley Tisdale is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King David with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.782 billion Jewishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel Aviv. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ashley Tisdalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 459,473 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, a government program is underway to revitalize Ashley Tisdale's beaches, and all the world's a stage for Ashley Tisdalean political theatrics. Crime is relatively low. Ashley Tisdale's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Judaism.

Ashley Tisdale is ranked 73,637th in the world and 45th in Goddess White for Most Stationary, with 642.30179725992 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 391stNudest: 396thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 476thHighest Average Incomes: 645thHighest Poor Incomes: 724thMost Advanced Public Education: 771stRudest Citizens: 894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 985thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,024thSmartest Citizens: 1,070thMost Cultured: 1,661stMost Efficient Economies: 1,770thLargest Black Market: 1,772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,005thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,636thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,723rdMost Armed: 2,819thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,984thHighest Food Quality: 3,074thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,216thLargest Governments: 3,414thMost Developed: 3,451stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,609thLargest Retail Industry: 3,981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,888thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,247thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,006thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,255thHighest Economic Output: 10,853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,074thMost Secular: 11,222ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,497thMost Politically Free: 24,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,729thLargest Mining Sector: 29,247th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, all the world's a stage for Ashley Tisdalean political theatrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, a government program is underway to revitalize Ashley Tisdale's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the nation is Goddess White's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Ashley Tisdale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Ashley Tisdale.
  • : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.

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