Population | 4.782 billion |
Capital | Tel Aviv |
Leader | King David |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Matriarchy of Ashley Tisdale is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King David with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.782 billion Jewishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel Aviv. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ashley Tisdalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 459,473 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, a government program is underway to revitalize Ashley Tisdale's beaches, and all the world's a stage for Ashley Tisdalean political theatrics. Crime is relatively low. Ashley Tisdale's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Judaism.
Ashley Tisdale is ranked 73,637th in the world and 45th in Goddess White for Most Stationary, with 642.30179725992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, all the world's a stage for Ashley Tisdalean political theatrics.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, a government program is underway to revitalize Ashley Tisdale's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the nation is Goddess White's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
- : Ashley Tisdale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Ashley Tisdale.
- : Following new legislation in Ashley Tisdale, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.