Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rd
The Armed Junta of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Para compreender, destruí-me.
the Autarch
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Asgarnnia

Population25.052 billion

CapitalSwolla
Leaderthe Autarch
FaithApostolic Atheism

CurrencyKavorkian Scarf
AnimalGirl Next Door

The Armed Junta of Asgarnnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Autarch with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.052 billion Asgarnnii are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swolla. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Asgarnnian economy, worth a remarkable 7,594 trillion Kavorkian Scarves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,162 Kavorkian Scarves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,820,298 per year while the poor average 2,972, a ratio of 948 to 1.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Tuig. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Asgarnnia's national animal is the Girl Next Door, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Apostolic Atheism.

Asgarnnia is ranked 201,098th in the world and 3rd in Tuig for Most Stationary, with 46.2860467658 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 299thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 323rdMost Armed: 393rdHighest Crime Rates: 453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 462ndMost Avoided: 495thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 591stHighest Disposable Incomes: 648thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 681stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 776thFattest Citizens: 899thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,037thHighest Economic Output: 1,551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,644thMost Pro-Market: 1,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,087thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,280thLargest Mining Sector: 2,288thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,487thHighest Average Incomes: 2,787thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,140thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,081stLargest Retail Industry: 5,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,568thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,646thMost Secular: 7,740thLargest Populations: 7,997thRudest Citizens: 8,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,011thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,187thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,274thMost Efficient Economies: 18,328thSmartest Citizens: 19,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,303rdHighest Drug Use: 24,584thLargest Black Market: 26,473rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Tuig rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Asgarnnia relocated from Lazarus to Tuig.
  • : Asgarnnia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Asgarnnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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