Rudest Citizens: 2,905thMost Armed: 4,008thMost Patriotic: 4,201st
The Vaporwave Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Enjoy Yourself!
Mac Tonight
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ascended Union

Population5.126 billion

CapitalThe Virtual Plaza
LeaderMac Tonight
FaithV A P O R W A V E

CurrencyVapor
AnimalAriZona Iced Tea

The Vaporwave Commonwealth of Ascended Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mac Tonight with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.126 billion Ascended Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Virtual Plaza. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ascended Citizen economy, worth 763 trillion Vapors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,976 Vapors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being Mac Tonight has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascended Union's national animal is the AriZona Iced Tea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is V A P O R W A V E.

Ascended Union is ranked 76,539th in the world and 104th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,905thMost Armed: 4,008thMost Patriotic: 4,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,195thMost Cultured: 5,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,705thMost Efficient Economies: 6,757thMost Influential: 7,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,844thMost Devout: 7,942ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,072ndMost Developed: 11,360thLargest Retail Industry: 11,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,570thSmartest Citizens: 12,971stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,481stLargest Governments: 14,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,271stHighest Average Incomes: 15,523rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,806thLowest Crime Rates: 22,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,564thHighest Food Quality: 23,389th
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Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Average: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ascended Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Ascended Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ascended Union voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Following new legislation in Ascended Union, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Ascended Union, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascended Union, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascended Union, being Mac Tonight has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ascended Union, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Ascended Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Ascended Union was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Edison Culver.

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