Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 30th
The Artoonian Empire of
Anarchy
Artuanoj Iras La Domo
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Artoonia

Population40.064 billion

CapitalLumo
LeaderEmpress Sofia
FaithL'Eklezio Artunia

Currencyspesmilo
Animalpenguin

The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Sofia with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.064 billion Artoonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Artoonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,778 trillion spesmiloj a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 443,754 spesmiloj, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, third world countries are rich in "I Love Lumo" t-shirts, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Artoonia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is L'Eklezio Artunia.

Artoonia is ranked 73rd in the world and 1st in The Satellite of Love for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 70,641.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 30thMost Armed: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 73rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 79thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 93rdFattest Citizens: 117thMost Cultured: 133rdMost Avoided: 140thHighest Economic Output: 145thHighest Disposable Incomes: 181stRudest Citizens: 242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 332ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 395thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 417thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 475thSmartest Citizens: 501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 516thHighest Average Incomes: 631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 753rdLargest Populations: 754thLargest Mining Sector: 790thLargest Retail Industry: 1,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,259thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,269thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,861stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,257thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,545thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,257thHighest Food Quality: 3,568thMost Influential: 6,776thLargest Black Market: 9,089thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,930thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,754thMost Secular: 19,039thMost Politically Free: 24,257th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Artoonia's influence in The Satellite of Love fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Artoonia's influence in The Satellite of Love rose from "Squire" to "Hermit".
  • : Artoonia altered its national flag.
  • : Artoonia relocated from Osiris to The Satellite of Love.
  • : Artoonia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Artoonia ceased to exist in The Satellite of Love.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Lumo" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Artoonia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.

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