Most Advanced Public Transport: 998thLargest Black Market: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,437th
The Free and Happy Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and happiness for all!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Artemizistan

Population13.819 billion

CapitalArtemis City
LeaderThe Happy Man
FaithHappiness

Currencyartem
Animalplatypus

The Free and Happy Republic of Artemizistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Happy Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.819 billion Artemizistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artemis City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Artemizistani economy, worth a remarkable 4,323 trillion artems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,839 artems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial torture is outsourced overseas, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime is totally unknown. Artemizistan's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Happiness.

Artemizistan is ranked 22,368th in the world and 4th in The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games for Most Stationary, with 1,519.8951383776 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 998thLargest Black Market: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,437thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,487thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,471stHighest Average Incomes: 2,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,771stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,477thMost Cultured: 3,815thHighest Economic Output: 4,208thMost Developed: 4,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,922ndHighest Food Quality: 5,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,175thSmartest Citizens: 6,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,427thMost Inclusive: 7,431stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,994thBest Weather: 8,313thMost Secular: 10,732ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,872ndMost Patriotic: 14,095thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,957thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,983rdMost Influential: 17,915thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,481stMost Stationary: 22,368thHealthiest Citizens: 22,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,598thLargest Populations: 29,566th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Artemis City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.

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